lauantai 15. lokakuuta 2011

Dogs, people and individuality


So I've been thinking a little bit, I've came to a certain conclusion; most of the people are comparable to dogs.
[ X ] True
[    ] False
That specially applies to moderately popular teenagers. If one of them puts on a rumor that The Beatles sucks, they all most likely think so, because they lack individuality and a character of their own, which is common among animals that live in packs, isn't it? The irony of the story comes from the fact that they like to think that they're individuals, even though everything they do/like comes from their friends and trends. That is comparable to the actions of dogs, if you ask me. It's kind of like a hive mind-reaction, but I am not sure if that's a good thing, pack hunters tend to survive better than loners, at least looking at the nature / the history of the nature, but if a few "important" individuals of the pack get killed, the whole pack is fucked up, so I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing to be a dog.

tiistai 11. lokakuuta 2011

Stupidity all over a civilized society


I've finally lost all of my possible faith in the law enforcement today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=ubSAmNc6--s As you can see from this video, they have nothing better to do than hunt some novice trolls. Now I admit two things.
 1 ) I do enjoy trolling.
 2) I find trolling like that disgusting, so I can assure that I am not feeling any solitary empathy towards the man.

Okay so the man is 25 years old. We all are propably thinking that he should know better, how childish of him, bla bla bla... Now lets see, he got 18 weeks in the jail and 5 years of "Antisocial"-whatever preventing him from using social media and so on. This looks like a huge overshoot to me. Why is action only taken against him? Because he is 25 years old? Because he is fat? Now we can see virtually everyone hating on him thanks to the Media raping his privacy rights. I am fairly sure that everyone knows how troll-infested those memorial pages can be, so I find that hunting a single individual down is straight out retarded. If he gets a judgement for that, I think that everyone who trolls on the memorial pages should be arrested and their name/picture/all should be spread by the Media then.

Some points I come across:
1) Someone gets killed like... Every minute? Someone gets raped like... Every minute? Someone is thinking about a suicide thanks to bullying right now. Do the cops really have nothing else to do than track a novice troll?
2) Why the Hell didn't the admins of the page just ignore/block him, that doesn't take too long + They're obviously bitter, but I think that they took it on the wrong person.
3) Internet trolling seems to be taken far too seriously, considering that there are more real life issues with bulling and being offensive. Of course that can (and in many cases propably will) follow them to the Internet, but seriously, why do people not take action on "real life bullies" instead of some pesky Internet bully?

Now lets see, the man is 25 years old, definitely not the prettiest boy on the yard. Is jailing him the right option? Judging from that and the nature of his trolling I can fairly accurately guess that he has some mental / self-esteem-issues. So yeah, this is the exact proof of people targeting the weak and punishing them instead of solving the actual problems.

perjantai 23. syyskuuta 2011

Albums I really really want

Here's some albums I'll try to get as soon as possible to perfect my CD-collection:

My Bloody Valentine - Isn't Anything
My Bloody Valentine - Loveless


Paradise Lost - Lost Paradise
Paradise Lost - Gothic
Paradise Lost - Shades of God
Paradise Lost - Icon
Paradise Lost - Draconian Times

Reverend Bizarre - In the Rectory of the Bizarre Reverend
Reverend Bizarre - III: So Long Suckers

Sepultura - Bestial Devastation
Sepultura - Morbid Visions
Sepultura - Arise 

Slint - Tweez
Slint - Spiderland


torstai 22. syyskuuta 2011

Happy happy day

Guess what I found from the classroom today? Some fucking toilet paper! Want to guess further? There was shit on it! And by shit I mean actual shit. So there was this fucking piece of toilet paper which someone had most likely used to wipe his or her ass in the classroom, how classy is that in a first world country? Jeez! I wonder how it is feeling right now, must be feeling all cool "Yo I can wipe my ass in the classroom!" I wish that stupid people would be killed. I wish that people who lived like pigs would be killed like pigs as well. Oink oink!

maanantai 19. syyskuuta 2011

Incest Children / Incest

I guess nobody saw that coming? Well I suppose that's wrong, why wouldn't I dedicate an article for people who are born by incest?

Apparently there's one too many of them. I don't even understand how can it be so, that around half of the people are most likely born because of incest. Of course it is obvious that if you're going to fuck your sister or some other relative of yours, you're not the sharpest pencil in the pencase, but would using protection be too much to ask for? Maybe to save the nerves of people who do have an IQ that's bigger than one a dog has.

That's a huge disfavor for humanity, since it only slows down evolution, if you have an urge to have incest, making children with anyone slows the evolution down, so I wish that some people would simply stop breeding, since the world is already overpopulated.

Of course one must be proud to have a son and be a happy family, him, his sister and their son, but seriously, how does that benefit anyone else? Children born by incest and the ones who produced them should simply be lined up and shot.

perjantai 10. kesäkuuta 2011

Maggots

Maggots

What's worse than the lowest form of life any excuse of an imaginary God would ever have created? It's hard to try and figure which is worse, maggots, Slipknot, or their awful music taste. Those dipshits actually think, that anyone who doesn't like Slipknot, aka Shitsnot, aka Slipshit, aka Shitsloth, aka Slipcock (I think the point is clear by now what so ever.) is a fan of Justin Bieber. That's funny to come and trash people (Mostly metal elitists, or people who actually do have a clue about decent music) who can actually afford a band shirt instead of Justin Bieber's nailpolish and have a long cool hair instead of a Justin Bieber wannabe hair. Last time I checked, people who copy someone idolize them, isn't that right?

Anyway, Shitknot is so closely related to Justin Bieber anyway. What's the actual difference?

Justin Bieber = a girl singing with acoustic guitar
Slipshit = a bunch of clowns (Not only do they dress like ones, but their music only hints their true value as a humanbeing.) playing some "heavy music"

Another thing I've spotted is Slipcock fans trying to put Metallica down, yelling they're sellouts, even as Slipshit are even worse than new Metallica (not that new Metallica was good.) But with albums such as "Ride the Lightning" under their name one would have to be a moron to totally put a band down.

Besides, the members of Shitsloth won't be all too happy, if you "defend" them in Youtube or Facebook or any other place. They will surely be happier, if you buy their products. They don't give a flying fuck about you, just about your money, so don't try to think that you are family or something, because you are not. Slipknot = a business.

Funny how seriously Slipknot takes themselves as artists anyway. I hope that it's just to please their fans, because the only art they know is how to get money off stupid kids easily. An art they do reasonable well however.

Anyway, why would anyone want to be called "a maggot" in the first place. That's just how much Slipshit respects you, they give you a devastatingly degrading name, and you're happy to be called that? A maggot is a worm living in shit eating corpses, how cool is that? Well, that would relate to Slipknot's quality of music I suppose. There is a good point in that however, you can easily twist it into "Faggot" a truly fitting name for Slipknot fans.

Talking about faggots, it's funny how homophobic Slithsloth fans are.
They will loudly attempt to swear and call you a faggot. The irony there is how their idol (Corey Taylor) got raped in the ass when he was a kid. How come he hasn't turned that into a song yet? I thought he was a kind of a guy willing to sell his mother, pretty much like Jews.

Paul Gay.
No. He is not playing for "God's band" he is propably trying to learn his bass in Hell, playing in Satan's band, when Satan wants to see some awful playing. You see, even Satan has to suffer, and listen to that crap, it wouldn't be "Hell" otherwise, would it? Another theory is, that God actually exists, and decided to save humanity by taking Paul Gay, but I am sure, that he would go to Hell even then.

Joey Jordison.
No. He is not the best drummer there is. The hype around him is simply because of tons of brainless Slipknot fans, even a retard can laugh at your stupidity when you think Joey Jordison is the best drummer there is.

Corey Taylor.
No. He is not growling, or not singing, he is mostly yelling shit into the microphone, I guess the cock he got in his ass when he was a kid killed his singing voice.

Now I would like to point names out of Slipknot, but that would take quite a while, since they have more members than there are citizens in Africa. Anway, ever thought why there are two additional "drummers" who are "drumming" some marshing band "drums" thinking they're all that cool, if Joeyeyeyeyeyeyey Jordizon was so great drummer, how come he'd need two shitheads attempting to drum?

The funny thing is, that one of those marshing band drummers was being all so tough and sure of his talents in an interview. Telling how great Slipknot are, and how other bands suck compared to them, simply because they are headlining? That's quite big talks from someone playing an instrument that is played in the kindergarden. I wonder why Shitsnot keep them on the paylist anyway, if I wanted money, I would just kick them off the band, so I guess they're not even that brilliant businessmen, but just losers with some good luck with them.

I think Corey Taylor was being like "Oh, you don't sell tons of albums without being a great musician!" aswell in an interview. Oh God, I hope that he is not serious, he wouldn't know what good music is, even if it would rape him in the ass, but then again, it's not a rape if he enjoys it?

lauantai 7. toukokuuta 2011

Ice Hockey

Ice hockey... Seriously? What could be worse than that?

Oh yes, the fans of ice hockey, laying on their sofas with their laptops whining that their favourite athletes don't have a working mind set, seriously Facebook profiles full of "DAMN YOU FAILED YOU SHOULD OF DONE BETTER!!!" I would like to see you go to the arena and play better in games that are supposed to be for the best players of this planet. People are just screaming, that they can't play, but what's the reason you've propably never stepped your foot on the ice hockey arena and joined the team of your country, you are obviously doing a disfavor for everyone on this planet, if you don't do what you supposedly do the best? So get your asses to the ice and start playing better than those famous players who get paid who knows how much / month, if they really suck so hard.