I feel like a retard, but I got an extremely cool catapult monkey thing from a chocolate egg. I am proud over it. I have always gotten some toy cars from the eggs, but not now, which is extremely great.
Fucking toy cars... I HATE those fucking toy cars. Whoever thought, that every boy would like toy cars from chocolate eggs is a real moron. I hope he sees nightmares of 96728423982436969289822938 toy cars overdriving him every night. That gotta be the amount of disapointments I have gotten from chocolate eggs, and the exact number of toy cars I have thrown out from the window / balcony.
But seriously, almost as much as I hate whoever thought about making millions of toy cars to chocolate eggs, I hate those kids who want nothing but toy cars when they're kids. all they play with, toy cars, all they speak about, toy cars, all they fucking draw is cars! When they're teenagers, all they do is to drive with their motorbike 24 / fucking 7! When they're 18, all they do is tuning their shitty cars 24 / fucking 7, and watch Tv-shows about cars 24 / fucking 7! Oh, did I yet mention, that the job they will be doing / education they will be getting IS TUNING THOSE FUCKING CARS!
The thing is, that those people are bigger monkeys than my catapult monkey I got from my chocolate egg will ever be, which is a shame on certain level.
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