What's worse than the lowest form of life any excuse of an imaginary God would ever have created? It's hard to try and figure which is worse, maggots, Slipknot, or their awful music taste. Those dipshits actually think, that anyone who doesn't like Slipknot, aka Shitsnot, aka Slipshit, aka Shitsloth, aka Slipcock (I think the point is clear by now what so ever.) is a fan of Justin Bieber. That's funny to come and trash people (Mostly metal elitists, or people who actually do have a clue about decent music) who can actually afford a band shirt instead of Justin Bieber's nailpolish and have a long cool hair instead of a Justin Bieber wannabe hair. Last time I checked, people who copy someone idolize them, isn't that right?
Anyway, Shitknot is so closely related to Justin Bieber anyway. What's the actual difference?
Justin Bieber = a girl singing with acoustic guitar
Slipshit = a bunch of clowns (Not only do they dress like ones, but their music only hints their true value as a humanbeing.) playing some "heavy music"
Another thing I've spotted is Slipcock fans trying to put Metallica down, yelling they're sellouts, even as Slipshit are even worse than new Metallica (not that new Metallica was good.) But with albums such as "Ride the Lightning" under their name one would have to be a moron to totally put a band down.
Besides, the members of Shitsloth won't be all too happy, if you "defend" them in Youtube or Facebook or any other place. They will surely be happier, if you buy their products. They don't give a flying fuck about you, just about your money, so don't try to think that you are family or something, because you are not. Slipknot = a business.
Funny how seriously Slipknot takes themselves as artists anyway. I hope that it's just to please their fans, because the only art they know is how to get money off stupid kids easily. An art they do reasonable well however.
Anyway, why would anyone want to be called "a maggot" in the first place. That's just how much Slipshit respects you, they give you a devastatingly degrading name, and you're happy to be called that? A maggot is a worm living in shit eating corpses, how cool is that? Well, that would relate to Slipknot's quality of music I suppose. There is a good point in that however, you can easily twist it into "Faggot" a truly fitting name for Slipknot fans.
Talking about faggots, it's funny how homophobic Slithsloth fans are.
They will loudly attempt to swear and call you a faggot. The irony there is how their idol (Corey Taylor) got raped in the ass when he was a kid. How come he hasn't turned that into a song yet? I thought he was a kind of a guy willing to sell his mother, pretty much like Jews.
Paul Gay.
No. He is not playing for "God's band" he is propably trying to learn his bass in Hell, playing in Satan's band, when Satan wants to see some awful playing. You see, even Satan has to suffer, and listen to that crap, it wouldn't be "Hell" otherwise, would it? Another theory is, that God actually exists, and decided to save humanity by taking Paul Gay, but I am sure, that he would go to Hell even then.
Joey Jordison.
No. He is not the best drummer there is. The hype around him is simply because of tons of brainless Slipknot fans, even a retard can laugh at your stupidity when you think Joey Jordison is the best drummer there is.
Corey Taylor.
No. He is not growling, or not singing, he is mostly yelling shit into the microphone, I guess the cock he got in his ass when he was a kid killed his singing voice.
Now I would like to point names out of Slipknot, but that would take quite a while, since they have more members than there are citizens in Africa. Anway, ever thought why there are two additional "drummers" who are "drumming" some marshing band "drums" thinking they're all that cool, if Joeyeyeyeyeyeyey Jordizon was so great drummer, how come he'd need two shitheads attempting to drum?
The funny thing is, that one of those marshing band drummers was being all so tough and sure of his talents in an interview. Telling how great Slipknot are, and how other bands suck compared to them, simply because they are headlining? That's quite big talks from someone playing an instrument that is played in the kindergarden. I wonder why Shitsnot keep them on the paylist anyway, if I wanted money, I would just kick them off the band, so I guess they're not even that brilliant businessmen, but just losers with some good luck with them.
I think Corey Taylor was being like "Oh, you don't sell tons of albums without being a great musician!" aswell in an interview. Oh God, I hope that he is not serious, he wouldn't know what good music is, even if it would rape him in the ass, but then again, it's not a rape if he enjoys it?
